This guy was born to be a US senator. Military background? Check.
A proven winner? Check.
Issue-oriented? Check.
Charismatic? Check
Mesmerizing campaigner? Check
Felon/pervert? Check.
Can't find birth certificate? Check.
Image lends itself to political art? Check.
Not far from Chicago? Check.
You know, Liz: I honestly think this poor schlub might actually have a halfway decent chance of
winning, if you were his campaign manager.
That should absolutely terrify one or both of us. ;)