She’s 18! WTF does she know about life? NOTHING!
This is a whim, a thought that floated through her skull. Next year, she’ll be jonesing for something else, but she’ll have forever altered her body, walking around with a fake ding dong between her legs, and no boobs. There’s no way back to the real thing.
We don’t let our kids grow up, but then we tell them they can make huge adult decisions at 18, or earlier.
I need to get off the internet, I swear to God.
Great tagline nomination!