We currently live 2.5 miles from the closest grocery store, but only about 1 or 1.5 miles from the closest pharmacy and quick-e-mart. We were just amused that that was a selling point!
:D
LOL, Oh I know. Another good one is “well already drilled”.
Also, “property is mostly level” usually means it’s all hills!
Phrases like “quaint” or “charming” are indicators that the place is an antiquated dump.
: )