“I am at least five times more surprised than either of you even know how to be! Maybe 6!”
Well, what you in the Harold Hill heartland consider idiocy, we here in New England consider eccentric. So when I say I am surprised at the idiocy being displayed here my surprise goes beyond catagories that you flatlanders haven’t even considered.
Those of us here in the hills of the flatlands, otherwise known as flat hillbillies -- a term that offends our women -- don't even know how to spell eccentric, so neener, neener, neener.
And we really don't respect New Englanders out here, either, no matter how surprised they might be at idiocy.
I mean NEW England. Is that the best you can do?
Can't you come up with a unique name? Do you name your children NEW blue-duncan and NEW K?