[US Navy Vet]

Where’s James Carville?!

[AU72]

But there's been no warming for 10 years!

Aww why let the facts get in the way of a good sob story.

[T-Bird45]

So when can we expect the Geico gecko to go TU?

[cardinal4]

Apparently there is one born every second, as opposed to the minute that ‘Ol PT claimed....

[Average Al]

Sounds like a lot of B.S. Chances are they are turning in to lunch for something else!

[a fool in paradise]

[Smokin' Joe]

So all we have to do is round up the lizards and send them to starving people where they will cook on their own? Hot lunch!

[Texas resident]

Bring on the fries and tarter sauce.

Lizard.....It’s what’s for dinner.
And it’s the other white meat.

[DeaconRed]

Thats funny we lost a whole bunch this year, here in sunny Florida due to extreme cold.

[ZULU]

They can get a job at Geico.

[EggsAckley]

“University of California, Santa Cruz.”

No shortage of lizards here in Santa Cruz. In fact, I’ve seen more this year than ever.

[NeoCaveman]

Cooking Lot Lizards?

That’s just wrong.

[sniper63]

Free food for the homeless, tastes just like chicken.....

[Tarpon]

We had a major die off of lizards locally, they froze to death We also lost massive numbers of coconut palms, due to the cold. Some said it was about 25% of Miami’s total palms died. Which I assume was all due to the global warming.

These nut cases are trying to help the global warming nutcases scam the American people. Odd the climate HOAX bill was introduced yesterday.

[colorado tanker]

Does it feel warm in here to you?

[Pollster1]

Ignoring the detail that the last decade of warming has been negative (proof that AGW is true), there's another interesting detail:

We're more than 4 degrees C below the long-term average and 12 degrees C below the Jurassic/Triassic temperatures that helped reptiles to thrive. Exactly what is a 1 degree C rise over100+ years supposed to do that harms species that according to scientists survived much higher temperatures as recently as 17 million years ago?

[DallasDeb]

Maybe they’re not looking for them in the right places. How does one conduct a census of lizard population?

[PATRIOT1876]

“You know, you little people should be glad to walk to work in the freezing cold and blistering heat and enjoy hypothermia and heat stroke in your home to support our glorious cause of SAVING THE PLANET (applause sign pops up).
Now just because you are out of a job because of our economy-inconvenient green policies you must think about the tremendous work that we, your betters, go through to fabricate a believable psuedo-science so that you can tell your friends (and vile denier *spits* enemies of the Earth) that you are morally righteous in destroying civilization to rescue the Earth for those few of us that remain to enjoy it. Your sacrifices will not go unnoticed.
We will probably make a plaque in your honor or name a baseball field after you all have passed away from following our strict, but fair guidelines*

Well, I'm off to my new $9 million home to use 20 times the electricity of the average Amerikan (have we changed the spelling of that yet?) in my private jet.

Be sure to watch me on C-span when I address Congress about all of you adhering to new and exciting restrictions on your lives in my coal-powered jet chair.

Remember my motto: ‘DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO’”
~High Priest Al Gore

*Failure to obey our guideline will result in Death, mutilation or lifetime imprisonment

[palmer]

I two am stuned and satined.

[driftdiver]