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One of these days, one of these suckers is gonna smack us good...
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Its trying to land...
Its carrying the original birfth certificate...
Put out a big net and catch it as it goes by next time...
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An impact by a 400 meter asteroid would really mess up the global warming models. It might even make Al Gore and Obama notice...
6 posted on
04/30/2010 3:11:32 AM PDT by
Truth29
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The good news is that by this time next year, NASA will be so deeply entrenched in the new Muslim Outreach Program, they won’t even notice.
7 posted on
04/30/2010 3:36:21 AM PDT by
Artie
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On Nov. 8, 2011, the asteroid will complete another trip around the sun and swing by Earth again just inside the moon's orbit. Well, if it hits us, at least we won't have to worry about Obama getting reelected.
8 posted on
04/30/2010 3:38:51 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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If this deadly missile keeps buzzing our airspace, we’ll be forced to rename it “Air Force One”.
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How is it possible to know you have “found” 15% of an unknown quantity. Don’t you have to have found all of something before you can determine a portion?
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14 posted on
04/30/2010 5:14:56 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
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If it’s comin back in 2011, it will surely be back in 2012...and we all know what that mean! ;)
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There’s that “Unexpected” word, again.
17 posted on
04/30/2010 6:29:23 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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"Potentially dangerous asteroid spotted" Apparently, it was carrying a "Don't Tread On Me" flag, and singing "America the Beautiful".
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It’s because of Global Warming!!!!!
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Destination: Washington, DC. Zeroing in on Zero! Hey, a person can dream, can’t they?
25 posted on
04/30/2010 10:17:01 AM PDT by
my_pointy_head_is_sharp
(Sucker-punched by the gov't. Obama declares all his opposition to be right-wing domestic terrorists.)
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