And he managed to find you away off in the hinterlands - hmmm. Sounds like you are a red pin on their "must be a red-necked, Bible clining, gun packing, white male, conservative - ergo: TERRORIST
We - and they - know that liberals are herd animals. they cling to city living - scared to death to be out in the country where it takes at least a modicum of self-sufficiency of both mind and body.
I keep clinging to this scenario: The big cities are located in the most vunerable locations - as to earth quakes, tzunamis, hurricanes. Take San Francisco, for ex. Even after the 1908 quake that flattened to city - they turned right around and rebuilt as if there would never be another quake there.
Now, I'm thinking, if God gets fed up enough, all He has to do is a little shake here, a hurricane there and a tsunami or 2 - and a lot of our problems are greatly watered down - especially NYC - where it is estimated that a wall of water from 60 - 150 ft would slam in the city if a volcano off the coast of Africa lets go...I remember seeing a documentary on this , and that island - which is really just a big volcano, is getting very unstable.
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-473330.html
So I'm thinking maybe God will have the last laugh...if he gets fed up enough.