It was later reported that “Wayne” is 38 years old, lives in his Mother’s basement and is usually found on a typical Saturday night consuming cold pizza and watching porn videos.
I am a friend of “Wayne” he is a grandfatherly figure.
I know Wayne too, you wouldn’t say that to his face - he’s a big tall guy (you might say that to his waist ;), married, owns his own business....a very upstanding guy you would be proud to hold a sign in a rally next to.
Oh - and he carries huge signs! LOL