Posted on 03/22/2010 8:32:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!” - Patrick Henry
Hello, darlin’.
It’s a sad day in America.
I’ll be there, right in the front row. Gotta admit though, there was a side splitting hilarious moment, when Pelosi did her “civil rights” march. Man oh man, sometimes the Dems our parody themselves.
If Rush is here, it will be a blowout show.
I can’t wait. I cancelled my appointments for the day so I wouldn’t miss any of Rush.
ping
One day I was walking down the beach with some people when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Stupak looked up at the sky and said, “Where ?”
I’m still numb- but I did call our AG’s office this morning to thank him for preparing to sue the feds. The gal who answerd the phone said he has it ready to go the minute The One signs the bill.
Hi.
(((((hugs)))))
Hello. I bought a computer this weekend for home so the weekend was not a total loss.
Good Morning. Hope Rush is good today.
What kind?
Hope so. Hope Rush has some positive.
Stupak...pfft. He thinks we are stupid and gullible regarding this executive order.
I'll be listening on my iPhone during lunch.
At least my UK Wildcats won....bright spot of the weekend. But Stupid has managed to ruin college basketball.
LOL
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