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To: RSmithOpt

Two weeks ago, near my neighborhood, a man let his Yorkie out to pee one night.

An owl, probably a Great Horned took the Yorkie right in front of him.

He got a shotgun and shot the owl, then called the police.

Now he’s in trouble w/ the Feds.


24 posted on 03/11/2010 3:18:12 AM PST by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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To: Vinnie
Park ranger to hiker...
What you eating?
Peregrine falcon
Sorry, sir, I'm going to have to take you in. By the way, what does it taste like?

Well it tastes a lot like California condor.

27 posted on 03/11/2010 3:21:54 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this...)
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To: Vinnie

3 Ss

Shoot

Shovel

Shutup


30 posted on 03/11/2010 3:32:53 AM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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To: Vinnie
He got a shotgun and shot the owl, then called the police.

Now he’s in trouble w/ the Feds.

He forgot the most important of the three S's; shoot, shovel and SHUT UP!

31 posted on 03/11/2010 3:39:42 AM PST by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., hot enough down there today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Vinnie
He obviously forgot the SSS rule.
Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.
41 posted on 03/11/2010 4:09:59 AM PST by Jed Eckert
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To: Vinnie

“Now he’s in trouble w/ the Feds.”

He got what he deserved. Not for killing the bird, but for reporting it.


52 posted on 03/11/2010 4:49:22 AM PST by redfreedom (Just a simpleton enjoying the freedoms a fly-over/red state has to offer.)
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To: Vinnie
That's sad and that's Mother Nature at work. Sad....the man was a real bozo calling the police.

We have a large owl in my area - at least a 6ft wingspan ....thank goodness, Nemo, grew up to 45 lbs.

I was worried when he was a pup knowing how owls and Red Shoulder Hawks hunt. We also have a mated pair of those hawks in my area...they hang out on my property a lot.

Rabbit, rat, and snake population is way down from years past.

61 posted on 03/11/2010 5:30:11 AM PST by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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