Move to Great Britain, enroll a white child in school and encourage the child to speak to black children in exactly the same manner as they speak to each other and to white people. Also, encourage the child to speak to homosexuals in the same manner that they commonly speak to each other.
Your child will not only be on the list, he or she will most likely be expelled from school and placed under Government 'care' due to the 'abuse' inflicted upon him or her by his parents, but the parents will quite likely be jailed as well.
The difference between me and the ordinary parent (U.S. or U.K.) is: I fire back*
*with a bigger caliber