Oh, it seems we left out one more group of perverts who will be seeking civil rights protected status...necrophiliacs.
They can’t help it, they were born that way.
What did one necro say to the other as they passed the morgue?
“Let’s stop in for a cold one!”’
Before we finish designing the ‘Fire Island’ class of attack subs, you need to make room for one more birthing bay - one for the necros.
I’d say you could make them bunk in the freezer, but with the straight male, straight female, homo, lesbo, bi-curious, and transexual birthing bays, there was simply no more room for either weapons systems or mess facilities.