Posted on 02/02/2010 7:59:08 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Also:
Hilter finds out that Rush Limbaugh won the "Judges Dance Contest" at the Miss America Contest
Joyless Behar needs an OhMyBods?
ROFLMAO!
ROTFLOL! ;-D
How did this dingbat Ariana Huffington get to be a “pundit”? Who is she, where is she from?
Corner of 57th st.
I didn’t hear ANY booing... nothing but love for Rush from the Miss America audience! :o)
re #95....It appears the goobermint has resigned itself to acceptance of the fact that very soon, the global debt bomb will let loose.....not enough money available globally to cushion the unwinding of the $500-$700 trillion globally unregulated CDS/CDO/derivatives global Ponzi scheme.
The comedy just writes itself doesn’t it?
Unbelievable.
It’s going to take decades to untangle the fuster cluck that Obama is creating.
What a misnomer!!!! Joy brings no joy.
Way to Go SARAH!!!!! Get Rahmbo
Go Sarah Go!
Dead fish said what? Did my radio act up?
Gen Mike Mullen is gay
Only explanation for his support of homos in the military serving openly
I think he called her an F-ing Retard.
Hello.
Samantha is leaving.
I was wondering the same thing.
Probably why 0bama put him in charge.
Rahmbo called a group of liberal activists (don’t know who) a bunch of “f’n retards”
Sarah called him on it.
Thanks, that’s what I heard. Don’t p*ss her off.
Good afternoon, megaRushGetsMyCheersdittos from Biggirl, PING!!!!:)=^..^=
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