more of a standard totally corrupt chicago manipulator in reality, but it's funny none the less
“Who dares interrupt Emperor Zero’s meal?”
“I am sorry, master. Something important has happened”
“Spit it out before I cut your tongue myself”
“Yes sire. The nation of Haiti has been hit by a devastating earthquake”
“Who could tell?”
“No, its very much worse than that. It is a major crisis”
“Did you hear that Emmanuel? We should not waste this opportunity! But first, More Wagyu!!”
“Slave Gibbs, find and release bad things about the previous Emperor. Tell the squibs that I shall save Haiti!”
“Y..Yes, my master, Lord zero”
“Excellent. Where is my wagyu??!!”
“Who could tell?”
I busted out laughing at that line—thanks.