They where probably trying to hand him a job offer as diversity director at Ft. Hood!
LOL.
or...
- They were trying to hand him a job offer as the newest Muslim FBI agent, part of their continuing Muslim outreach program.
- They were returning a crate marked “Biohazard: Level 4” which fell from his roof rack.
- They were simply late to the same Hadith class, lost their directions, and decided just to follow him there.
- They were following him home so they could all watch reruns of FBI Special Agent Judy Orihuela saying a Palestinian jihadist threatening to kill all Jews aboard an aircraft was “not related to terrorism”, smoke some hash, have a good laugh and look at pictures of the Holocaust.