[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If you look in the dictionary under “gigolo”, you'll see a portrait of the senior senator from Massachusetts.

[SERKIT]

If the patterns hold true, John F'n Kerry would leave Tur-ray-zah and restart his romance with John "Stand-up Paternity Guy" Edwards.
(Speedy recovery to Tur-ray-zah! She was very entertaining during the John-squared campaign.)