Well, that’s going to be my dream program for the evening then:
A blue-footed booby tap-dancing to “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy”, complete with cane and straw hat.
And singing in James Cagney’s voice. Yep, that’ll do it.
Substitute the frog...”Hello my honey, Hello my baby, Hello my rag time gal..” Rrrribbbit.