[GQuagmire]

“A woman with a mustache doesn’t need a dowry,”

Says to me she won't be getting married due to the aforemention facial hair....

[Tax-chick]

she won't be getting married due to the aforemention facial hair

That would mean a *lot* of single women (and men) in Mediterranean countries.

[Southbound]

I grew one a while back, and since my hair is almost white, and I needed a haircut, I asked my lovely wife to take a look at it. She said, “Gee, Honey, you look just like Mark Twain.” I looked in the mirror, and sure enough, I did bear an uncanny likeness to him.......till she piped up, “He's dead, y’know.” Got rid of it soonest......