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Houston Woman Fries and Eats Pet Goldfish After Fight With Husband
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| September 30, 2009
Posted on 09/30/2009 7:49:50 AM PDT by Joiseydude
PASADENA, Texas — Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: goldfish
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To: Joiseydude
Reminded me of a movie:
The Thief his wife the cook and her lover, or something
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:51:35 AM PDT
by
Unassuaged
(I have shocking data relevant to the conversation!)
To: Joiseydude
It would have been more dramatic if she hadn’t fried them first.
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:52:11 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:53:07 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Joiseydude
Will she be charged with cruelty to animals? Does she need extensive counselling to forestall her likely future violence against people?
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:53:28 AM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: Joiseydude
Recipes, we need recipes.
And here, I’ve just been giving away my giant Koi when they outgrow my pond......
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:53:48 AM PDT
by
EyeGuy
To: Joiseydude
Houston Woman Fries and Eats Pet Goldfish After Fight With HusbandIt would have been healthier if she baked it.
I'm just say'n.
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:54:33 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Joe 6-pack
Well, at least it wasn’t the cat...
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:55:52 AM PDT
by
oneolcop
(Lead, Follow or Get the hell out of the way!)
To: swain_forkbeard
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:55:59 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(It takes a Viking to raze a Village!)
To: Joiseydude
It is a good thing they did not have kids.
To: Joiseydude
He should show her good. Fry that jewelry and eat them.
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:56:31 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(It always easier to find spelling errors after you post.)
To: Incorrigible
You’re in-ca-ca-ca-ca-corrigible!
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:57:24 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: oneolcop
Ewww She ate carp - dirtiest fish there is. I wonder if she knows that?
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
09/30/2009 7:59:51 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: Soap, ballot, jury, & ammo. Use in that order.)
To: Joe 6-pack
They asked her why she did it, but she was just being koi about it.
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posted on
09/30/2009 8:00:27 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(All Hail the Community Organizer -in -Chief)
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
09/30/2009 8:01:42 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: Joiseydude
...these kinds of domestic police calls are often fun to read....remember when James Brown threw his wife’s mink coat out in the front yard and shot it 6 times which a .38?....or the guy who chain sawed his house in half for an equal division of joint proprty?....there’s probably a web site somewhere devoted to this kind of stuff....or there should be anyway.
To: Joiseydude
To: Joiseydude
Lady, that’s ca-ca-ca-ca-cold. And avoid the green ones - not ripe yet.
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posted on
09/30/2009 8:04:31 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
To: Unassuaged
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