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To: neverdem

We’re all gonna die!


2 posted on 09/07/2009 10:22:22 PM PDT by Graybeard58 ( Selah.)
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To: Graybeard58
I'm already dead. Too many Cokes, Root Beers, 7 Ups. My ghost is writing this reply.

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11 posted on 09/07/2009 10:30:30 PM PDT by SiVisPacemParaBellum (Peace through superior firepower!)
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To: Graybeard58
Researchers are now urging parents to cut back on their children’s consumption of fizzy drinks as well as reducing fresh fruit juices substituting them for water.

Another professional wordsmith churning it out. I can figure out that he means children should drink more water and less fruit juice and pop, but he actually writes something that's pretty close to the opposite.

29 posted on 09/07/2009 11:16:27 PM PDT by TheMole
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To: Graybeard58

>We’re all gonna die!

Soda pop is bad for you. Now replace soda pop with Jack Daniels and you’ll live to be 100.


33 posted on 09/07/2009 11:40:30 PM PDT by max americana (i)
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To: do the dhue
Ping! You may need to lay off those Coca Cola’s :)
57 posted on 09/08/2009 5:49:17 AM PDT by Bag (Impeach the Obozo! No Birth Certificate - No US Citizen!!)
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To: Graybeard58
They never made an airplane with a gas pedal!

According to this Sprite has damaged my liver a long time ago....


76 posted on 09/08/2009 10:23:05 PM PDT by Niteflyr ("Just because something is free doesn't mean it's good for you". (except for sex)
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