He doesn’t need to prove he is natural-born citizen of the United States.
He’s black... and he’s sorry for everything America has ever done... and he’s black... and the world loves him... and he’s beautiful... and he’s black... and he promised us hope and change and lot’s and lot’s of free stuff. Did I mention, he’s black..... now please, leave him alone.
You omitted: He's clean, and articulate, and a Magic Negro...
Just let him eat his waffles!