Posted on 07/07/2009 8:25:56 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
GIVE up lamb roasts and save the planet. Government advisers are developing menus to combat climate change by cutting out high carbon food such as meat from sheep, whose burping poses a serious threat to the environment.
Out will go kebabs, greenhouse tomatoes and alcohol. Instead, diners will be encouraged to consume more potatoes and seasonal vegetables, as well as pork and chicken, which generate fewer carbon emissions.
Changing our lifestyles, including our diets, is going to be one of the crucial elements in cutting carbon emissions, said David Kennedy, chief executive of the Committee on Climate Change....
....The problem is because sheep burp so much methane, a potent greenhouse gas. Cows are only slightly better behaved....
(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...
SHEESH!!!
Grill baby, grill.
Changing our lifestyles, including our diets, is going to be one of the crucial elements in cutting carbon emissions, said David Kennedy, chief executive of the Committee on Climate Change....
Just means the ruling party eats what it wants and the masses will get rationed bread.
"I burp in your general direction!"
These people must be totally out of their minds.
PPPHHHHHHHppppppppppppp! Darn Refired Beans I had for Dinner. Climate dorks take that whiff!
Sounds like a “self preparation” problem to me.
If I don’t eat lamb, then the lamb will still burp.
Either I break down the starches or the lamb does it on my behalf.
From my cold dead greasy hands!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit...
The more I eat the more I Toot!
Mmmmmm. Lamb Vindaloo.
I believe that the solution to excessive C02 emissions involves getting all of the environazis to stop exhaling. The easiest way for them to do that is to stop inhaling as well. Most of them are just a waste of skin anyways.
“Just means the ruling party eats what it wants and the masses will get rationed bread.”
Precisely
Love a good vindaloo and am a sucker for just about any entree with lamb in it.
I laughed so hard when I saw this one!!!!!!!!
As the famous philosopher Bugs Bunny would say: “what a maroon”
***I laughed so hard when I saw this one!!!!!!!! ***
Especially since the flame should be coming out just under the base of tail, not lower!
Still funny though!
Pinto beans are good for the heart,
the more you eat, the more you *art!
The more you *art,the better you feel,
eat those pintos every meal!!
"I'll have a chili dog, extra onions, and a diet coke"
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