Now, Mr. Axelrod, don't you think it's dangerous for you to post from a traceable Internet account, and that someone like me could find that out?
Really Mr. Axelrod, just have one of your DU robots do your dirty little psi-ops for you, and don't tarnish those dainty hands with such trivialities as blasting the administration's arch-enemy.
It's beneath you, you big handsome man, you.
You like to call me a name ending with "rod".
I'm fairly tolerant, but your gay innuendo makes me uncomfortable.
Maybe you should go down to a bath-house or whatever and make you a hook-up.
Do a online search for some gay message boards, folks will like you there.