[Cooter]

bandoliers of carrots - is this a woot-off?

[Sender]

It's veg porn. A naked communist revolutionary, granddaughter of a legend, wearing carrot cartridges. The symbolism is ripe on so many levels.

But there are so many questions. How fast can you drive a carrot bullet without fragmentation? Will there be feeding problems? Can you reload a carrot? Is Che's baby a lesbian as well as a vegan? A registered Democrat? Are countless hopeychangers choking the tofu chicken over this picture? Does it remind you of Cher with a PETA contract?