[dfwgator]

'Gay Penguins' Rear Adopted Chick (liberal agenda barf alert)

I wonder what else they "reared".

[MHGinTN]

Leave it to degenerate minds to stamp penguins as ‘gay’ because they feel the drive to protect the endangered young penguins. I lost my tolerance of the homosexual degenerates long ago. And they are building up a heck of a lot of negative karma with the ever increasing insistance they be accepted as normal. They aren’t and never will be without medical help.

[Retired Greyhound]

I say the penguins are confused, which is kind of saying the same thing.

[handy old one]

If my dog climbs in bed with me does that mean he is gay and want to have sex with me. I DON’T THINK SO. Where do they get off with this stuff.

[dfwgator]

"Super!"

[KoRn]

Gay penguins ping!!!

[Darren McCarty]

Gay Penguins.....I thought this was about the hockey team and Crosby. :)

Go Wings!

[PressurePoint]

Come on, this has to be satire.

The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

Seriously? Now they're protesting that gay penguins are being oppressed?

What next? Demands to legalize gay penguin marriage

[Jeb21]

There was a story a while back that said the straight penguins had ostracized the homosexual penguins from their community because the homosexual penguins has been attempting to steal their eggs. Hows that for testing the behaviors of animals?

[x]

Must be something in the water ...

[Bon mots]

I don’t like the way that gays rear kids.

[ScreamingFist]

Emperor penguin males incubate the egg alone. The females all haul ass and leave the males alone. I think the fine prancing fellows know this, which is why they gave the adult males an egg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgGL6SbMfKc

[Julia H.]

Time to legalize human-penguin marriage. Penguinophiles deserve equality.

[softengine]

This is just so retarded.

[Hot Tabasco]

'Gay Penguins' Rear Adopted

Oops, thought this was a Stanley Cup thread about Penguins' Crosby.........

[Ezekiel]

Are these the same penguins that were forced to commune only with same-sex penguins until they exhibited the approved behavior? IOW, they were victims of a perverted socialization experiment from the get-go? Any perceived “gayness” then, would be environmental - a result of psychological abuse by the researchers. Says a lot.

[COBOL2Java]

'Gay Penguins' Rear Adopted Chick

"Don't tell me what to do!"

[SoldierDad]

"Z and Vielpunkt, both males, gladly accepted their 'Easter gift' and got straight down to raising it," said a zoo statement.

Uh, no they didn't. They are still gay, right? (you can't make this stuff up).

[Unam Sanctam]

Animals of various species do all sorts of wierd behaviors, including mating behaviors. They are not humans, so such things are irrelevant for what humans do or should do.

[spodefly]

In human populations, if gays want to “rear” children, it takes activist judges, a belligerent family court system, twisted adoption laws, and speech codes which allow for the ridicule of anyone against gays “rearing” children.

In a zoo, it takes zookeepers moving an already fertilized egg into proximity of purposefully identified “gay” penguins and hoping survival instincts kick in an the egg is “reared”.

In nature, no homosexual couple has successfully procreated in 4 billion years. It takes stress in the environment, disease, overpopulation, etc., to cause certain weakened species to exhibit homosexual activity. Further, it takes an entire system of man-made controls (zoos or court systems) to afford homosexuals the right to rear anything other than each other.