Who blew out his brains with a Glock.
It was messy they say,
In a strange sort of way,
So they cleaned up the brains with a sock................
Posted on 03/24/2009 7:10:20 AM PDT by PotatoHeadMick
Gangsters videoed their crime boss accidentally blowing his brains out with a handgun during a drink and drugs party, police revealed yesterday.
Philip Collopy, 29, a member of a feuding gang in Limerick, Ireland, apparently did not realise his Glock 9mm pistol was loaded when he pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger in front of shocked onlookers.
Collopy, who was aligned to the Keane-Collopy gang in a long-running gangland feud, had emptied the magazine from the handgun, but there was still a bullet in the chamber.
Investigating police were able to rule out foul play in the death almost immediately, after one of his associates handed over footage of the shooting taken on his mobile phone.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
There once was a man with a glock
‘Ol Phil was smart as a rock
He said hold muh beer
And please stand clear
Now Phil’s body’s outlined in the chalk
He was probably holding the pistol sideways in the tough movie gansta style also.
One less moron to worry about. Gee, too bad.
How about:
There once was a thug named Collopy,
whose firearm training was sloppy.
After having a drink
And without pausing to think
He turned his brains to a mass of gray gloppy.
Was he a student of Lee Paige?
No, the note to yourself should be to never point a real gun or anything that might be a real gun at yourself and pull the trigger, or at anything else you don’t want to kill or destroy, either.
he was probably trying to clean it and had to depress the trigger in order to break it down.
Headline assumes facts not in evidence...
What a HOOT !
I thought about ending with "turned his brains into coffee" but that didn't seem to work.
Good point about a bad point, which was my point about pointing.
Little Oblio
Was it Saint Paddy's Day ?
Well I liked your original version too. It just seemed to capture the essence of the situation. ;)
Gangleader dead! Where’s the down side?
“during a drink and drugs party”
They say that God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best surgical patient.
The first surgeon says, "I like accountants because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second surgeon says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything Inside is color coded.
The Third surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are the best. Everything inside is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon says, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’re no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and their head and butt are interchangeable.
Always after me lucky charms
What an airhead!!
That is funny but I have heard before thanks.The other if I had heard it, it was very long time ago.
Self deprecating Irish humor is always funny as I'm 3/4 Irish
And whatever he did have is well-aerated now...
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