Burt Prelutsky: If I Were Boss

Big Hollywood ^ | March 11, 2009 | Burt Prelutsky

[EveningStar]

I have always contended that anybody who seeks the presidency is an egomaniac, every bit as certifiably crackers as those poor souls wandering around the grounds of the asylum insisting they’re Napoleon...

I, on the other hand, a mature and seasoned individual who has never set foot in a law school, would make an ideal leader. However, I’m put off by politics. Rather than presidential material, I see myself in the role of a benevolent dictator...

[Borges]

"For openers, I’d censor movies."

Yay for freedom! Good thing you aren't running Burt.

[edcoil]

“they’re Napoleon”

Hey, that is a ancestor of mine - don’t put down my family.

[EveningStar]

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[EveningStar]

Methinks Burt is being silly. :)

[dfwgator]

I’d make our official language Swedish.

[Borges]

And all people under 16 years years of age are now 16 years of age.

[JRios1968]

I’d make our official language Swedish.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

And underwear must be worn on the outside.