Armored Polar Bear Brigades Attack!
That poor, poor polar bear, having to be seen in public wearing gold plates. It’s just horribly destructive to the polar bear’s self-esteem.
Which is why I have formed a new activist group:
PoBIDL (Po)lar (B)ear (I)nternational (D)efense (L)eague.
Watch PETA will jump all over this, no doubt.