Is there any way to load the Festivus pole with Roman candles, bottle rockets, and toy rocket engines to send it into orbit in the style of Yale grad John Kerry's windsurfing vector above? It might prove a fitting end to the Winter Solstice/festivus prank.
That would be a great way to send President (ugh) Elect Obomba on his flight to his ‘well-earned’, Hawaiian Happy Holiday vacation.