[1000 silverlings]

Most Americans are not wusses

True story: I used to have the misfortune of living next door to two Marxist liberals, and they complained constantly about my flag, my dogs, my Christmas lights. Admittedly I did put up those awful flickering things from Home Depot about the 3rd season, just to go into their windows at night to give them epileptic seizures. Anyway, the year we moved, I bought a deer statue and put it on the front lawn facing those 2 neighbors. Then I attached 2 of the biggest red Christmas balls I could find at Walmart. It was the talk of the neighborhood I assure you, and then I moved.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Lolol.

...just to go into their windows at night to give them epileptic seizures

Whatever it takes.

then I moved

Shrewd.

[verity]

[FTL]

True story: I used to have the misfortune of living next door to two Marxist liberals, and they complained constantly about my flag, my dogs, my Christmas lights. Admittedly I did put up those awful flickering things from Home Depot about the 3rd season, just to go into their windows at night to give them epileptic seizures. Anyway, the year we moved, I bought a deer statue and put it on the front lawn facing those 2 neighbors. Then I attached 2 of the biggest red Christmas balls I could find at Walmart. It was the talk of the neighborhood I assure you, and then I moved.

Har! What a character. You can be my neighbor anytime.