The Cult of Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

AOL News ^ | Dec 3rd 2008 11:55AM | Tommy Christopher

[autumnraine]

Now we belong to a cult. Yippee!!

Next, we will be the offshoot of UFO chasers and Bigfoot hunters.

[marron]

Very funny. But it doesn’t answer the question. When you get mocked for asking a simple question that could be answered very easily, you have to imagine you may have struck a nerve.

[autumnraine]

Oh yeah, and Jessica Alba’s sock wanted to be President, I’d encourage you to take out an ad too. Especially if they refused to show they were eligible to hold that office.

Nice how they downplay the importance of this issue. Like we are just looky loos who want to peek in the privacy of Obama.

[OneWingedShark]

>natural-bornedness

WTF?

>On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba’s sock drawer.

That’s your prerogative, and the way a free market works; good luck with it though.

[tgusa]

AOL News: an oxymoron. Nothing to see here - move along -

[Perdogg]

I wonder if Tommy Christopher ever wrote an article called “Cult of Florida fraud” or “Cult of the Ohio diebolds” ?

[jessduntno]

Cripes. I’ve seen W’s dental records...this is disgusting...what’s the big deal? SHOW ME THE MONEY, BO...

[earlJam]

The story of a group calling themselves the "We the People Foundation," who are questioning the authenticity of Barack Obama's natural-bornedness, has gotten a lot of attention this week....

Gotten a LOT of attention? Sheesh. Had to stop reading right there.

Is this story carried in A LOT of newspapers?

Has this story been on A LOT of evening news reports?

Has there been A LOT of wire service reports on this issue?

[cripplecreek]

On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba's sock drawer.

Sex offender?

[smokingfrog]

natural-bornedness

Now we even have to create new vocabulary words for the O-bummer.

[mnehring]

I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba's sock drawer.

You are settling for the 'sock' drawer when better drawers must be close?

[OneWingedShark]

>Now we belong to a cult. Yippee!!
>Next, we will be the offshoot of UFO chasers and Bigfoot hunters.

Duh, don’t you know that Obama was born on a UFO and Bigfoot was his father? It’s on the Birth Certificate! “Get with the cult, people!”

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[NormsRevenge]

aol news?

lol

so is this where they hire kids to write the news, right? Tommy? lol

[stockpirate]

UFO update:

The British recently released a top secret UFO report documenting two F-15’s chasing a UFO the size of an aircraft carrier.

So there’s hope for us yet!

[kbennkc]

The difference between UFO and Obambi’s birth certificate , is I have seen a UFO .

[xtinct]

AOL News - kind of begs the question: Does AOL News editor know the U.S. Constitutional requirements to be president? And, why does Obama get a pass from the media on the requirements? Obama has NOT to date proven he is eligible to be president. This documention should have be provided by him and demanded by the DNC if he failed to provide.

[smokingfrog]

Have you seen my birth certificate?

[kenth]

The difference between UFO and Obambi’s birth certificate , is I have seen a UFO .

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rofl!

Excellent tagline material

[jessduntno]

“How many memoirs does this man need to write about his adolescence, teenage, and college years before it’s believed to be his actual story?”

How many times does this empty suit have to tell us his version of the truth before we finally believe it? These willing idiots are getting crazier by the day...any chance this dimwit might want to buy some good land in the Florida everglades????