There’s only one thing left to do - figure out how I can claim my share of that money. I mean $2 trillion, I should get at least $100,000 out of that...
I am sure I can think of plenty of things making me deserving. I didn’t buy a house in California because I thought they were too high. I need a check to cover what I should have made in the runup.
And since I didn't have a house to refinance, I need some help so I can buy a Beemer and a Harley, take exotic vacations, big mall trips, and finance my big business idea. Feng shui consulting, gourmet dog pampering, and make it yourself candles all under one roof.