DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Our office had a birthday party today and I’m the guy who usually goes out and buys the cake. I then come back with a cake on which “I got a great deal” that contains an inappropriate message, e.g. “Bon Voyage Harry and Edna,” “Congratulations Class of ‘03,” or something like that. I find that stuff amusing and as long as I schlep over and buy the cake it’ll say whatever I want it to say.
Today’s cake: Dewey ‘48. A closet conservative was the only one who got it.