Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good point!
**Listening to Obama talk down to us drives me absolutely mad.**
Just like AlBORE did ... talked to us lika a Kindergarten teacher. BHUSSEIN isn’t any Different.. both selling the same SNAKE OIL in a Different colored BOTTLE!
Am dealing with petty back biting here in Indy, but heard about the poor lady whose snack locker was going bare. Was her name Mrs. Hubbard??????
If I vote for socialism will Barry promise a bag of Doritos in every pantry?
Obama busing single mothers down to City Hall to help them.... (get their welfare checks)
I just had a great Fox News fantasy: Glen takes over Brit’s News Hour at 6 when he retires, and Mark is the first member of the new All-Star panel. I really think Mark could develop a cult prime-time following.
“I wonder if Oprah helped him find them.
I wonder if that old guy was one of those enron employees who invested everything in enron thinking the party would never end.”
I wonder too! Sure would be nice to know how much Obama paid those folks to be filmed giving their sad stories!
Obama might be sorry he did not try to set up someone in the crowd he visited in front of Joe The Plumber’s house! Instead, he came up on Joe throwing a football with his son, and Joe just asked a very good question of “the one” with no pre-filmed set up!!
I wouldn't let Obama run a 4x8 model RAILROAD!
Dang, I have to go to a meeting soon. Keep the posts coming, I look forward to returning.
Rush is 100% right about conditioning.
It is the old story of conditioning an elephant.
As a young elephant a small rope is enough to hold the elephnt to a post.
When the elephant grows up the small rope will still hold the elephant BECAUSE IT IS CONDITIONED THE SMALL ROPE IS STRONG ENOUGH and (the important part) only its keeper can free it.
Where Obama is taking beaten down people and saying their crisis WHICH OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OVERCOME, can only be set free by government.
**Am dealing with petty back biting here in Indy,... **
YOu in INDY should be PROUD, tho.. I heard on one news broadcast (it was accidental, so I don’t know which one it was), that Indianapolis has 105% of it’s population REGISTERED TO VOTE..
You SHOULD be PROUD ...!!
/sarc
I don’t know about the B&O, but I know quite a few UP retirees here in Omaha, they have fantastic
Health Insurance
Would Obama bring in ringers??? Actually lie?? I would be shocked!!
OBAMA WANTS TO SURRENDER IN SPACE!
is he on crack!!!!!!
What is he going to do with the Rushians arming the cubans!
Calling McCain selfish and all the other little digs this past week.... It’s all about ginning up the lefties for election day: either in-your-face gloating or, esp. in the case of urban areas, destructiveness. An Obi win next Tuesday will make reaction to the OJ verdict look funereal.
Obama's 'emergency' economic plan
By MIKE ALLEN | 8/1/08 9:38 AM EST
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) on Friday announced an Emergency Economic Plan that would give families a stimulus check of $1,000 each, funded in part by what his presidential campaign calls windfall profits from Big Oil.
The first part of Obamas plan is an emergency energy rebate ($500 to individual workers, $1,000 to families) as soon as this fall.
This rebate will be enough to offset the increased cost of gas for a working family over the next four months, Obama said. Or, if you live in a state where it gets very cold in the winter, it will be enough to cover the entire increase in your heating bills. Or you could use the rebate for any of your other bills or even to pay down debt
Separately, Obamas plan includes a $50 billion stimulus package that his campaign claims would save more than 1 million jobs.
We need to do more, Obama said in a statement. Thats why today Im announcing a two-part emergency plan to help struggling families make ends meet and get our economy going"...snip
I'm seriously thinking the thought of another Rebate check is why some people are voting for Obama.
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He already has one of those:) - at least 5 million of us every night @ 6 eastern. I'd love to have Mark on TV but we get him for two hours now- we wouldn't have that if he went on tv...
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