Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Our Kroger had half gallons of milk on sale for a dollar each. Can this woman not bargain hunt?
There’s a Transfat Police joke in there somewhere...
Listening to Obama talk down to us drives me absolutely mad. That patient voice, speaking slowly so we can all understand his Truth-—GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
the last 150 million the Obama campaign received came from
....wait for it.................
..prepaid debit cards w/ no,nada,zip paper trail and most has middle east origins.....
Wonder of any of our FREEPER SLUTHS are checking out the so called “poor folk victims” Obama showed in his ad! Sure would be nice if the media were to look into their “private lives” like the media did to Joe the Plumber!
The infomercial was not about words it was about VISUALS.
The words are the distraction. NOBODY can disagree these people are having a hard time.
IT WAS A DISTRACTION to sneak the Obama as president VISUALS into your frontal lobe.
THE MEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE.
This was an Oprah sob show.
Rush is nailing it.
Obama is pushing SURRENDER.
McCain’s speech ends with FIGHT! America is worth FIGHTING FOR!
Democrats (socialist)= we have to make smaller slices of the pie. The government will decide the size of your slice of the pie.
Republicans = we make more pies.
Barack Obama and his fat people sitting around the table bump!
Obambi talking about his tax plan this morning in Florida said 99.9% of plumbers in the USA don’t make $250K. The crowd went wild.
I guess everybody there enjoy having nobody make over the “Tax threshhold”
Please explain.
May 09, 2008
Michelle Obama’s stand up routine in North Carolina amuses Mark Steyn.
MO:
working in some of the toughest neighborhoods on the south side of Chicago, worked for years in neighborhoods where people had a reason to give up hope, because their jobs had been lost, steel mills shut down, living in brown fields left by those closed steel plants, unsafe streets, schools deteriorating, grandparents raising grandkids. Barack spent years working with churches, busing single mothers down to City Hall to help them find their voice, building the kind of operations on the ground, just like hes doing in this race, block by block, person by person. Now you tell me whether theres anybody in this race who can claim to have made the same choice with their lives. You tell me. But I think that Barack Obama is the only person that can claim that kind of choice
so trust me, weve seen it all. Barack has seen it all.
HH: Mark Steyn?
MS: (laughing) Well, you know, thats I dont know Chicago doesnt sound like part of America. It sounds like we need to fly in some U.N. relief agency. They should all pull out of Burma and fly into these derelict parts of Chicago. The fact is, community organizer is a bogus term. She ought to knock it off. Real people one of the most pathetic aspects of this race is that somehow, a guy like Mitt Romney, who runs successful companies, hes regarded as Mr. Bloated Plutocrat like the guy in the top hat on the Monopoly board. A guy like that actually makes a contribution to peoples lives, to generating the great wealth in corporate America that pays for everything else. And a community organizer, which most functioning communities in the United States dont have the need for, is an entirely bogus term. She is becoming, I miss Teresa Heinz Kerry.
HH: (laughing)
HH: What about the idea that Barack has seen it all? You know, I played this for John McCain yesterday. Hes the only one whose done this sort of thing, and Senator McCain, to his credit, didnt mention his five and a half years as a guest of the North Vietnamese when talking about things that perhaps he hadnt seen.
MS: Oh, come on, Hugh. You know, that may have been mildly discomforting, but its not like being a community organizer in Chicago, is it?
HH: (laughing) No, its not.
MS: Come on, come on. Baracks seen it all. Go on. He would have you know, you think having your fingernails pulled out by the Viet Cong is tough? You should try being in brown field Chicago. Ugh. Honestly, Hugh.
HH: Heres some more Michelle. Cut number two.
MO: Well see, his mother had a lot of nerve on her own, right? She thought that she could be something special, even though she grew up in a little town in Kansas.
HH: Mark Steyn, even though she grew up in a little town in Kansas.
MS: (laughing) Were not in Kansas anymore. I dont recognize
HH: (laughing)
MS: I simply dont recognize this vision of America. You know, the problem is that Barack hasnt seen it all, that in fact, and I speak as a foreigner here, but you know, it takes one to know one, that he seems to have been exposed in his adult life to a very narrow sliver of the United States, and thats why when he talks about these God-fearing gun nuts in rural Pennsylvania, he talks about them as an anthropologist would about a remote tribe in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. That actually is Barack Obamas biggest problem, that he hasnt seen enough of America.
I wonder if Oprah helped him find them.
I wonder if that old guy was one of those enron employees who invested everything in enron thinking the party would never end.
Free Milk...to go along with Free Cheese!!
Sick.
I despise Democrats. They are the filth under the gum on the sidewalk.
oh yeah— heard about that yesterday and have also been warning friends/family to scrutinize their CC bills for odd/bogus charges.
thanks!
Virtue out of selfishness? Obama calling conservatives selfish.....hmmm reminds me of something.
“The Virtue of Selfishness” by Ayn Rand
I would love to have Ms. Rand as a candidate.
Barky’s calling McCain selfish is Chutzpah!
Oh and by the way, Barky, why do you pay your women campaign staffers less than you pay the men? Huh, Barky?
If you want to keep your own money, you're greedy.
If you want to take someone else's money, you're needy.
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Mark Steyn is, in a word, BRILLIANT!
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