“Sarah Palin Rap” SNL 10-18-08 (as sung by Amy Poehler)
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My Name is Sarah Palin
You all know me
Vice Pressie nominee of the GOP
Gonna need your vote in the next election
can I get a WHUH WHUH from the Senior section
McCain got experience
McCain got Style
But don’t let him freak you out
When he tries to smile
‘Cause that smile be CREEPY
But when I’m Vee Pee
All the leaders in the world
Gonna finally meet me!
How’s it goes Eskimos
Eskimos
Tell me what you know Eskimos
Eskimos
How you feel Eskimos
Ice Cold
So, So tell me how you feel Eskimos
Super Cold
Never mind the ice
Like Jeremiah Wright, so tonight I’m a preacher
I gotta bookish look
and you’re all Hot for Teacher
Todd lookin’ fine on his snow machine
So hot so he doesn’t need a go between
In Wasilla we just chill, baby chilla
But when I see oil, it’s Drill baby Drilla
My country ‘tis of thee
From my porch I can see
Russia and Suuu-ch
All the Mavericks in the house
Put your hands up
All the Mavericks in the house
Put your hands up
All the Plumbers in the house
Pull your pants up
All the Plumbers in the house
Pull your pants up
When I say O-Bam-AH
You say Ayers
O-Bam-AH
AYERS
O-Bam-AH
AYERS
I built me a bridge - it ain’t goin nowhere
OHHHH
McCain-Palin gonna put the nail in
The coffin of them media elites
She likes red meat
Shoot a mother-humpin moose
Eight days of the week (BAM-BAM-BAM)
Now your dead
Now your dead
Cause I’m an ANIMAL
And I’m bigger than you
More than a shotgun
Walkin a pump
Everybody party
We’re goin’ on a hunt
La-La-La-La-La-Laaaa
(BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM)
Yo I’m Palin-I’m out
SETH MYERS: “I think you made the right decision not to do that...”
SARAH PALIN: You betcha’!
SETH MYERS: That’s the weekend update, I’m Seth Myers”
SARAH PALIN: “I’m Sarah Palin, Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow”
So funny with her up nort ascent saying “You Betcha” and “I’m Sarah Palin, Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow”!