Skip to comments.Olbermann: "Rich Lowry Masturbating During Debate"
Posted on 10/06/2008 12:40:24 PM PDT by Sneakyuser
Just when you thought Keith Olbermann couldnt go any lower, he plunges to new depths that seem almost unimaginable for someone pawning himself off as a journalist.
On Friday, the "Countdown" host actually told his viewers that National Review editor Rich Lowrys published opinion of Sarah Palins performance during Thursdays debate "read like soft core porn." MSNBCs leading on-air personality disgustingly concluded: "I don`t really care if you sat there last night during the debate and masturbated. But was it really necessary to tell America about it?"
But our winner tonight, actually topping that, Rich Lowry of "National Review." Thinking Governor Palin did well last night is not a ludicrous position. It`s not a criminal offense. It`s an opinion. But when you`re opinion starts to read like soft core porn, you may be explaining more about Sarah Palin`s appeal to the far right than you want.
Here is Mr. Lowry`s opinion, as he posted it in full today: "A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It`s one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O`Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I`m sure I`m not the only male in American who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, hey, I think she just winked at me.
"And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling. It was almost mesmerizing. It sent little star bursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can`t be learned. It`s either something you have or you don`t. Man, she`s got it."
Look, sir, I don`t really care if you sat there last night during the debate and masturbated. But was it really necessary to tell America about it? Rich, sitting up a little straighter on the couch, Lowry of "National Review" online, today`s worst person please sit back from your TV, sir - - in the world! Wow. The good folks at General Electric should be so proud.
if true, who could blame him? ;)
Keith really has some sex “issues”...doesn’t he?
As if Olbermann does not masterbait when Obama speaks.
I think ‘Tiny’ Olberman should be fired for this comment...
what say you?
Olberman needs to have his nose broken. Probably monthly.
Men without honor due not understand what it is to those who possess it.
Keith is hung like a thumbtack
Olbermann is deeply, deeply mentally disturbed.
Seriously, he has problems. Perhaps sex is some kind of “root cause” of them, for all we know.
“Don’t knock Masturbation. It’s sex with the only person I truly love.” -— Woody Allen
Olberman = stupid is as stupid does.
Today’s Worst Person of the Week!
I’ve never taken Lowry seriously. Except for David Kahane’s satire, NR is about as engaging as a crack whore in a wedding dress.
I know MSNBC is the the network for miscreants and imbeciles, but how can NBC not fire this idiot?
You read a lot of bodice rippers?
“Bathtub Boy” is doing McCain a favor!
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