It may be difficult for some to understand how going life chinless is, no women, hookers charge double, it's tragic.
One has to resort to boinking women who bear more than a passing resemblence to Uncle Fester:
Sometimes the chinless resort to dating Cleveland Indians fans :(
(j/k Cleveland, we love ya!)
Please help Doug before he winds up drunk and in some roach-infested, run-down, uh, too late...
