1. Doug Stanhope is a bitter, nasty, unfunny comic who will just eat up the attention y'all are giving this. Don't play his game!
2. I had to laugh at the following comment on the guestbook. LOL!
"Dear Dougie -- If only someone had held a fundraiser for me! Love, Mom" - Stanhope's Mom
Thanks for posting that amusing comment from the site. And thanks to all who clarified that Mr. Stanhope is a “comedian”. It’s almost scarier to find out that this is someone’s idea of “humor”.
“Dear Dougie — If only someone had held a fundraiser for me! Love, Mom” - Stanhope’s Mom
LOL!!
It may be difficult for some to understand how going life chinless is, no women, hookers charge double, it's tragic.
One has to resort to boinking women who bear more than a passing resemblence to Uncle Fester:
Sometimes the chinless resort to dating Cleveland Indians fans :(
(j/k Cleveland, we love ya!)
Please help Doug before he winds up drunk and in some roach-infested, run-down, uh, too late...