[mylife]

Shocking!

[LetsRok]

Republicans have jobs and responsibilities. We can’t afford to stay out all night at some smelly bar. Our family’s depend on us to make it to work the next day and actually be productive.

[steve-b]

[hoe_cake]

Hey, you there...

[badpacifist]

A priest. a minister, a rabbi, a monk, a parrot, and a monkey walk into a bar........bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
Ba da bump

[neodad]

Democrats, who were described as being more likely to order up “pink (girly) drinks” at the bar

Waiting for "Captain Obvious" picture.

[Cicero]

Well, it stands to reason that you should get a bigger tip if you spend 5 minutes mixing a pink fruit drink than if you spend 5 seconds pouring someone a shot straight out of the bottle.

I suspect that the Republican tippers would come out ahead in terms of dollars per minute of work.

[Madame Dufarge]

It's confirmed then.

Democrats are chatty, effeminate alcoholics.

[3AngelaD]

Michael O’Brien must have just fallen off the turnip truck. It is a violation of federal law to do a story about bars in Washington, D.C. and not mention Ted Kennedy. I cannot believe The Hill’s editors thought it worth while to sacrifice trees for such sophomoric drivel.

[pipecorp]

big old around the world z snap!

[Alter Kaker]

Keep in mind that John Kerry got 90% of the vote in DC in 2004. It's likely that most bartenders just don't like Republicans.

[sazerac]

Businessmen are the best tippers. Any bartender will tell you that. Teachers are the worst. Conservatives never forget to tip the bartender.

[edpc]

Republicans were more likely to order their drinks “straight-up”

Probably more likely to order the premium brands, as well. Bartenders may like the Dems more, but bar owners prefer Repubs.

[ConservaTexan]

Libs ordering appletinis is now news?

[sheana]

the bartenders said Republicans were more likely to order their drinks “straight-up” than Democrats, who were described as being more likely to order up “pink (girly) drinks” at the bar.

I was a bartender for 20 yrs and always preferred the customers who ordered non ‘girly’ drinks. Girly drinks are alot more work.

[Doctor Raoul]

Hillary stiffed a aitress in New York, a single mom with no health care.

Bill not only stiffed the waiter in London, but did a runner on the tab itself, thereby making the USA look bad to the world community.

Thank God there was that newspaper story that came out in a London paper later how Socks the Cat had sent the waiter a tip and apologized for his owner.

[Weya]

A Republican and a demon were talking one day, and the demon said “You know, every time I tip someone, I make it a great big tip and tell them to ‘vote Democratic’”

The Republican replied “Yeah, I think I’ll try that.”

The next day, the Republican got out of a cab with a $49.50 fare. He gave the cabbie a $50 bill, and said “Keep the change, and be sure to vote Democratic.”

[BufordP]

How many Republicans ARE there in D.C.? Excluding congress critters they had to be comparing 1 repub for every 99 dems for their study.

[Seruzawa]

What to do? What to do? I could either keep spending my spare time with my family: camping, fishing, hunting, going out to movies, parks, ice skating, skiing, riding motorcycles.... or I could start hanging around in bars! Yeah that’s the ticket! I’ll become a barfly! (/sarc)

Who give a flying **** what the heck people do in bars? Bars are full of idiots no matter what their politics. $5 for 25 cents worth of whiskey? LOL! Conversations with other losers with bad marriages, crappy jobs and alcohol dependency? ROTF! What a non-story.

[SargeK]

Good booze doesn’t need anything. Not even ice.

Some single-malt scotch qualifies.

Really good Anejo too.

The real headline should be “Dems drink cheap booze, must be loaded with sugar to be made palatable.”