> We’d better get there soon. Russia’s already claimed a huge chunk. (Hope it doesn’t turn into “North Georgia.”)
Russia can’t — the Northwest Passage belongs to Canada, right up to the North Pole. If they start buggering around trying to claim territory that’s not theirs, Canada will send in the Mounties to arrest ‘em. Same goes with you Americans.
U.S. is working with Canadian scientists to chart the Alaskan continental shelf.
OK, that does it. Your honorary Texan status is hereby revoked until such time as all the ice in Canada will fit in a Margarita. Canada is just a suburb of Dallas anyway.
Pass the popcorn, I wanna watch the Mounties take on Russia. Is this a full run motion picture or is it what they call a short?