Who would have thought used grease theft would ever be an issue?
I had the exact same reaction a couple of weeks ago when I read a similar story in my local paper.
Speaking of stealing things, I have a friend who had a trailer that he tried to GIVE away by placing a sign that said FREE on it. It sat there for three weeks and nobody touched it. He took the sign off and put one on that said “FOR SALE $300”. It was “stolen” that night.