Joke from my 1 1/2 years in the seminary at Notre Dame:
How are a priest and a Christmas tree alike?
In both cases, their balls are ornamental.
Cardinal George’s equipment is clearly ornamental.
Best joke from seminary:
One of the guys in charge of us first year seminarians was a priest who played the organ at our services.
In planning for the Holloween party a geek seminarian cluelessly said:
“I’m going to go as Peter’s organ.”