Global warming could worsen HIV/AIDS epidemic

MongaBay ^ | 4/30/2008

[Entrepreneur]

You just can't make this stuff up.

[TheWasteLand]

You just can't make this stuff up.

Oh, I think that's exactly what's going on. Unreal.

[Grizzled Bear]

If it’s hot people will wear less clothing. This will incite them to have more sex...

Am I close?

[Lancey Howard]

I heard “global warming” can also lead to hairy palms and blindness.

[randomhero97]

Okay, can we make a new list of things that GW does not cause?

[utherdoul]

global warming I’m sure will also find a way to cut into my fast food and Russian porn budget. Maybe if I write a pseduo scientifc article with some fake but hard to track down references I’ll be able to get a mutli-million dolalr grant.

My budget problem will be solved ... wait maybe thats why all of these global warming studies are coming out ... nah it could be. Could it?

[Amendment10]

Given that ocean temperatures are regarded as a major indicator of global warming activity, the slight decrease in ocean temperatures indicated by the Argo System oceanic temperature probes over the past several years reflects on the politically correct foundation of AGW alarmism.

Argo System ocean temperature probes

[allmost]

Global warming gave me gas. It was terrible. I had to fart and all these Bush people came and ordered me out. Friggin nazis.

[cpdiii]

I heard “global warming” can also lead to hairy palms and blindness.

Just support Global Warming until you need glasses. :)

[Entrepreneur]

Global warming gave me gas. It was terrible. I had to fart and all these Bush people came and ordered me out. Friggin nazis.

Clearly you are heaping unfair criticism on the Bush people. No bean supplier would order you out for your anthropogenic methane.

[upsdriver]

If it’s hot people will wear less clothing. This will incite them to have more sex...

Am I close?

Nope, note even close. You are using logic. Global warming disicples have no room for logic.

[allmost]

Dude. Youv’e got beans and aids?

[wastedyears]

Maybe somebody’s under the influence.

[wastedyears]

It would depend on what the people look like.

[GATOR NAVY]

Okay, can we make a new list of things that GW does not cause?

Yeah, it's got to be much shorter than the list of things that are caused by globull warming.

[AndyTheBear]

"Climate change will trigger a chain of events which is likely to increase the stress on society and result in higher vulnerability to diseases including HIV,"

Out of all the human behaviors that feed the horrid plague of Aids, the left wing nuts focus on carbon emissions.

How can you argue against such stupidity? Where can you start with a mind that can reach such a conclusion?

[afnamvet]

Moonbat science marches on.

[FreeRadical]

It’s lack of bush’s fault.
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Ha. Happy to steal what’s still one of my all time favorite lines ever written on FR. Only problem is I’m too lazy to queeery for the original author.

[R_Kangel]

"I have had an epiphany:":

"Apparently the cause, the nexus of all things, has been and is caused by "Global Warming".

Said Mr. Al Gore who pouted as he lay around the campfire with his brain dead friends in a drug induced haze..

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Climate change will trigger a chain of events which is likely to increase the stress on society and result in higher vulnerability to diseases including HIV.

So what exactly is this chain of events? How do you get from point A to point Z here? Global warming causes more stress, so people have sex to relieve the stress, therefore increasing their vulnerability to HIV (um, although I think that would depend on whom they have sex with)? Is that it? I don't get it. Of course, I assume I'm not really supposed to, and I'm not supposed to question it either. Just nod and agree.

To inject a bit of logic into the absurdity, I would think that global cooling would be the more likely culprit. Gotta get warm somehow, if you know what I mean.