LOL! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a week.
Again, I humbly submit to you: you need a new hobby. Maybe knitting? Or crochet?
Hey just because your local bishop can supposedly judge what's in the heart of all the folks in your ward (perhaps resorting to body language guesswork when it comes to interpreting answers to temple recommend questions), doesn't mean you can judge my heart motivations.
As the first book of Samuel says, a man judges by outward appearances but God knows the heart.
(Is it any wonder that 1 Web site survey asking ex-Mormons why they left the church was "history" that some folks avoid it like the plague?)