The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time

Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

[AndyJackson]

I found out last night that if you carefully pour the Night Train off the keyboard back into a cup, there is very little wastage. Asparagus is different. The threads get under the keys and they start to stick.

[AndyJackson]

Have you gerbils in that flower pot?

[pandoraou812]

Howe many days before “IT” will be back do you think? And how many hits are there now?

[yorkie]

Asparagus causes your keyboard to uh, well kinda, ahem.....smell?

[AndyJackson]

I thought it was the Night Train. Now you tell me!

[metmom]

I’ve been watching. Good thing I’m not in the habit of eating or drinking while FReeping. More than one person would owe me a new keyboard. I don’t have them in stock to replace them that fast, you know.

Our computer is in the front porch and there’s a door I can shut so I don’t have to worry about keeping anybody up.

[metmom]

Depends. It’s still not banned yet, but not posting either.

[pandoraou812]

I keep a bunch of them in the house. My friend gets me a few each time he goes to a computer convention. It sure comes in handy. The nice rubber one my son got me for a present since I tend to type loudly the H got stuck on so now I suppose I annoy everyone. Oh well.

[yorkie]

Maybe we should post an open invite?

[pandoraou812]

I meant the banned one...I wonder how long a time out he will get. You really don’t think he will be gone for good do you?

[AndyJackson]

By the way, this asparagus, ahem, thing, it turns out is genetic. Some people don’t have that gene, and so don’t produce that enzyme, so they don’t ahem, this, uh, asparagus thing. Capish?

[metmom]

It’d be nice, but if it comes back we can have more fun. We’ll just make it an open invite to THAT party, too.

[AndyJackson]

11,385 views.

[pandoraou812]

Wow!

[TigersEye]

Aiyeeeeeeee, that's not good. The kick to the solar plexus, while painful as all getout, if it doesn't stop the heart you'll get over it. But the withering look? Welllll, you should wish you were dead. I'd empathize with you but then I'd have to imagine it. (shiver) I, I, I just can't go back to that place in my mind again.

[pandoraou812]

But the withering look?

QQ

[AndyJackson]

if it doesn't stop the heart you'll get over it. But the withering look

Sympathy not needed. He's dead TE. xxx Mrs. J.

[pandoraou812]

Oh no. Well...Umm.. Its very nice to meet you Mrs J & I hope you had lots of insurance on AJ.

[TigersEye]

Your family makes you FReep out on the porch? ha ha ha ha ha (ahem, cough)
Well, if my mother wasn't 80 and a foot shorter than me I suppose she'd put me out on the FReeping deck ... I mean, I'd be out on the deck FReeping. In the swirling snow.

[AndyJackson]

But the withering look?

In Tae Kwan Do it comes right before the Hayyahhhh!!!!

But the HAYYYAAAHHH is just bluster and bravado to scare off the opponent, sort of like a lion roar. It's when you don't get the hayyaahhh that you need to be afraid. Really afraid. Sort of like when the lion is hunting prey.