Hillary's List of Lies

realclearpolitics.com ^ | 03/26/08 | Dick Morris

[Petronski]

Another try at the formatting:

Admitted Lies

• Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (She was in bed watching it on TV.)
• Hillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. (She admitted she was wrong. He climbed Mt. Everest five years after her birth.)
• She was under sniper fire in Bosnia. (A girl presented her with flowers at the foot of the ramp.)
• She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market. (It didn’t cover the market back then.)

Whoppers She Won’t Confess To

• She didn’t know about the FALN pardons.
• She didn’t know that her brothers were being paid to get pardons that Clinton granted.
• Taking the White House gifts was a clerical error.
• She didn’t know that her staff would fire the travel office staff after she told them to do so.
• She didn’t know that the Peter Paul fundraiser in Hollywood in 2000 cost $700,000 more than she reported it had.
• She opposed NAFTA at the time.
• She was instrumental in the Irish peace process.
• She urged Bill to intervene in Rwanda.
• She played a role in the ’90s economic recovery.
• The billing records showed up on their own.
• She thought Bill was innocent when the Monica scandal broke.
• She was always a Yankees fan.
• She had nothing to do with the New Square Hasidic pardons (after they voted for her 1,400-12 and she attended a meeting at the White House about the pardons).
• She negotiated for the release of refugees in Macedonia (who were released the day before she got there).

[Sleeping Freeper]

Thanks... if all her lies were listed, the FR server would crash!

[PurpleMan]

Breaking News!!!!!!!!

She lies.

In other news, man bites dog.

[Cheryllynn]

This must be the condensed list.

[steve-b]

Hillary's List of Lies

Hey, some of us don't have a dedicated T1 line. Can you exerpt it?

[jiggyboy]

I like the way Dennis Miller responds to her claim that she didn’t know Bill was fooling around: “If you aren’t smart enough to figure that out, I’m pretty sure you’re not smart enough to be my President!”.

[IrishMike]

Falsehood and the former first lady are fast friends.

[meandog]

Other lies:

She considered joining the Marine Corps during Vietnam.
She had "no idead" that Jim and Susan McDougal and David Hale were involved in criminal whitewater real estate dealings.
She "never" spoke to any lobbyists during the healthcare plan run up.
She never knew about Mr. Cho's ties to China...

[jiggyboy]

In all seriousness, that list could make a great T-shirt.

[Rummyfan]

She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[PGalt]

It took Nixon for us to appreciate Jimmy Carter’s simple honesty.

It took Reagan for us to appreciate Jimmy Carter's ineptness.

Recently it has taken Jimmy Carter for us to appreciate Jimmy Carter's enabling of America's enemies.

[O Neill]

Rather than 'list', why not a LAUNDRY LIST?

Or, perhaps, a COMPILATION...

[IM2MAD]

Was she ever asked about Whitehouse guests jumping on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom? Someone had to have taken the picture.

[DeLaine]

I miss talking to you about all these things.

[FatherofFive]

My new bumper sticker -

HILLIARY!

[popdonnelly]

“This must be the condensed list.”

Just the highlights.

[Walmartian]

“Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire!” - Charles Krauthammer

[Rummyfan]

I think she also claimed to have tried to sign up for the astronaut program!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

“Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire!” - Charles Krauthammer
18 posted on 03/26/2008 10:14:10 AM EDT by Walmartian