[unixfox]

Hillary Clinton has conceded that she "did misspeak" about landing in Bosnia under sniper fire, blaming tiredness for a dramatic description that was shown to have been significantly exaggerated.

Yeah, I always blame myself for telling lies because I'm "tired".

Maybe that's what happened to Bill when he was under oath.

WHAT A PACK OF PATHETIC SCUMBAGS!

[Holicheese]

One time I was flying back from Hong Kong to Boston from a business trip. I was exhausted.
Then a terrorist gang of at least 200 people tried to take over the plane. I fought them all using my on board copy of the American Airlines In Flight magazine. Thank god, I had just watched Chuck Norris in “Delta Force 2- The Columbian Connection”. I was able to single handidly destroy AlQueda in America.

Whats that you say, upi were on the plane also and we actually just landed normally and they didn’t show “Delta Force 2”? Oh, I guess I just misspoke.