[ichabod1]

It’s so darn hot down here most of the time that we really look forward to winter, and lately we wait and wait and wait. Still, even back in the mid-nineties I remember somebody saying: Houston, where winter is just pretend.

[Mygirlsmom]

Houston, where winter is just pretend

As opposed to Milwaukee, where it's 9 months of winter and 3 months of bad sledding.

[Arrowhead1952]

Houston, where winter is just pretend.

That is Texas for you. We have four seasons in Texas.

Almost summer.
Summer.
Still summer.
Christmas week.