Oh please.
The U.S. has advisors in Columbia to aid in their anti-narcotics war against FARC terrorists. Columbia just had a wildly successful raid that killed the FARC's #2 general and captured his laptops.
His laptops had $300 Million from Venezuela's Chavez and the record of FARC's recent massive arms purchases from this Russian bad-guy, who's living a life of child-phuqin decadence in Thailand.
So the Columbians passed that info along to us via our DEA advisors in Bogota, and now the Russia arms sleezebag is in jail.
You and Chavez are the only ones with a problem with that turn of events...
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